March 27, 2013
literallyunbelievable: ?!?
Of course not. First, because this is The Onion, so it is a joke.
But also, it is a well-documented fact that the issues that affect the U.S. affect absolutely no one and nothing else in the world and/or Universe, ever, nor any other dimension, real or theoretical. In fact, the world beyond these borders does not exist. Not really. I mean, it does, but let’s face it, it is completely pointless, because what would ever be the point of not being American, or living outside the U.S. 
Ugh. Fucking foreigners.
— From SF. 

literallyunbelievable?!?

Of course not. First, because this is The Onion, so it is a joke.

But also, it is a well-documented fact that the issues that affect the U.S. affect absolutely no one and nothing else in the world and/or Universe, ever, nor any other dimension, real or theoretical. In fact, the world beyond these borders does not exist. Not really. I mean, it does, but let’s face it, it is completely pointless, because what would ever be the point of not being American, or living outside the U.S. 

Ugh. Fucking foreigners.

— From SF. 

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    What the Absolute Fuck. Serious America, get your shit together.
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    He’s just so ronery, guys, give him a break.
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    lololol
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    Even a fuking dictator supports it
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